"Fuck the certain price of goods"

The mother of all fucked translators lives and works in China.

A beach bar called Rape

Foreigners may know what a chiringuito is, but they're unlikely to preferentially associate rape with monk fish. Our excellent correspondent has suggested that a french-letter machine in the bathroom of this Mojácar hostelry might also help.

Design new construction in the same centre

A classic Spanglish error, this--they mean "right in the centre"--and 459K is distinctly optimistic.

New Flats For Rent: 2 rooms + Hall + 1 Bathroom + Chicken

A bit off-territory (Salmiya sounds like Kuwait), but too good to miss. Although ... perhaps it is after all a chicken, and not a kitchen--a friend in Venezuela had a bullock sacrificed to celebrate his move, and I can quite easily imagine Arabian developers giving away a free chicken with every flat. (Thanks to MM)